March 2012
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Tumblr: Why not a funny post?
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
me when I wake up: I'm hungry
me when I go to school: I'm hungry
me during classes: I'm hungry
me when I get home: I'm hungry
me when I go to sleep: I'm hungry
me during my funeral: I'm hungry
me during zombie apocalypse: I'm hungry
When your parents try to blame the computer for...
“Hey, mum, I have a headache”
“That’s because you sit on the computer all day.”
“Hey, mum, my legs hurt”
“That’s because you sit on the computer all day.”
“Hey, mum, my stomach hurts”
“That’s because you sit on the computer all day.”
“Hey, mum, my eyes hurt”
“That’s because you sit on the computer all day.”
it’s so annoying to me to see all this relationship stuff on tumblr man.
